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AVOIDING HUMANS SINCE BIRTH Card

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For the socially exhausted and professionally antisocial. This design speaks to introverts, people with social anxiety, and anyone who's ever pretended not to be home when the doorbell rang. Perfect for mental health awareness advocates who appreciate honest humor over toxic positivity.Whether you're an overwhelmed student, burned-out professional, or just someone who finds people draining, this shirt validates your need for boundaries. Wear it to signal your limits while still being polite about your preference for solitude.Great gift for the introvert in your life who gets it, therapy session conversation starter, or anyone who believes that avoiding humans is a legitimate form of self-care.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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