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AVOIDING HUMANS SINCE BIRTH Bag

$23.07

Color: Light Grey

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For the socially exhausted and professionally antisocial. This design speaks to introverts, people with social anxiety, and anyone who's ever pretended not to be home when the doorbell rang. Perfect for mental health awareness advocates who appreciate honest humor over toxic positivity.Whether you're an overwhelmed student, burned-out professional, or just someone who finds people draining, this shirt validates your need for boundaries. Wear it to signal your limits while still being polite about your preference for solitude.Great gift for the introvert in your life who gets it, therapy session conversation starter, or anyone who believes that avoiding humans is a legitimate form of self-care.

Made from 100% recycled polyester - including fabric, lining, straps, and zipper tape. Features three zippered compartments, dyed-to-match metal pulls, an adjustable waist strap and side-release clip.Dimensions: 5"H x 7.5"W x 2.5"D 
Strap: Adjustable

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